June 26, 2008

Out of the Fry pan...

.. and into the Fry-er!

Stop me if I sound gushy, but here's what happened yesterday. The pardner and I were in Piccadilly. We stepped out of a samwich bar and gulped a few lungfuls of fresh air.

And then, it happened. Time slowed down. Traffic stopped. A black taxicab drew up in front of us. My eyes were drawn to the door. It opened and a tall, portly man emerged, blinking. He had a large nose and was in a purple velvet jacket. Our eyes met. He smiled.

He then trotted across the road and entered a building cordoned off by policemen in fluorescent jackets.

My hand moved slowly, reaching for my phone, and I managed to take a picture of his back.
Here is that picture.




Hours later, in my pew in St. James, listening to Mendelssohns violin concerto in E minor (yes, I know he only had the one v. conc., but it does happen to be in E minor) I realised that

1) I had become a celebrity-obsessed paparazzita
2) I saw him, and he looked at me! I am Ralph Wiggum.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Woo hoo!
Prof. Trefusis would be proud of you!

Next time, please get tissue from samwich bar and ask for autograph for "your friend D"

D

Orcaella brevirostris said...

i don't care for autographs somehow, so i don't think i'd ever ask for one.
will send a picture if i meet the man again.
meanwhile, feel free to meet kenyan superstar runners and pose with them. (hmph. how come that never happened when i was in bangalore?)