June 21, 2006

candyto ergo sum

i candy therefore i am.

get it? eye candy! get it??

June 13, 2006

do you listen to classical music regularly,

you ask me.

beethoven regularly and offen bach, i reply with aplomb.

June 05, 2006

hapoos 2: the return of the evil dead

who needs 'em?
yes i know what i said a few weeks ago. something about mangoes and heaven.

verily hath the poet asked:

Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)

i AM large. i DO contain multitudes. and in a startling turn of events/ delicious irony i am also allergic to mangoes!

unsightly boilce dot the landscape.

even if it's not an allergy, but some horrid bacterial thing. it's the end of childhood, innit?

ichabod, ichabod,
the glory is departed!