September 10, 2007

On attempting to take a baby out in Bangalore

Call to a fancy shmancy restaurant -lounge near Lavelle road:

Orcaella's friend: Hello, do you allow infants at your f. sch. rest. l.?
Manager: Enfields! You want to bring a royal enfield bullet to dinner? freak!

Call to open-air resto-loungey-regional foodey place near Palace grounds:

Orcaella's friend enunciating very clearly: Hello, do you allow babies at your resto-lounge?
Manager: How many babies?

These places must have been visited by some very odd fish.

4 comments:

adbutha said...

you should write more often. Been reading on and off for more than a year now. Quite by chance.

Orcaella brevirostris said...

adbutha! a comment at last!
i sometimes suspect no one is reading the blob.
i *should* post more often. but.

Ludwig said...

> some very odd fish

...or some very odd Irrawady dolphince.

Orcaella brevirostris said...

giwdul, *you* try taking a baby out in bangalore.