October 27, 2005

Eight simple rules ..

1. thou shalt not take the name of the Lord in vain
2. He is not sachya to you. and definitely not tendlya
3. boost IS the secret of His energy. ditto visa, adidas and MRF
4. slap yourself silly, if you have the urge to say He's not a team player. repeat slapping till sanity returns
5. the timbre, pitch and dynamics of His voice are not your concern
6. so there.

not really 8 rules after all.
whatchew gonna do about it?
complain to the captain?
it might be like talking to a wall, yknow.

8 comments:

Rimi said...

aren't you hilarious!!! so glad i found this blog--drop by mine sometime.

Deepa said...

You go! Thats awesome!

sd said...

Super:-)

Orcaella brevirostris said...

danke schoen!
you popular bloggers may raise an eyebrow and sigh languidly, but the cannibal, f.y. has not seen such an outpouring of kind words before.
this calls for a celebration.. might even have a friend for dinner!

DokC said...

MAsterful crafting of words, o respectable wordsmith.
smithy o so pithy,
went to the internet,
and the line to break-em-all,
was the one about the wall.

irshaad.

Abe said...

bahahaha... loved this post. nikhil sent me, in case you were wondering...

Orcaella brevirostris said...

dada, t'ank you kindly.
abe, who's nikhil? thank him, kindly.

Sameer said...

hilarious! :D