July 29, 2011

"We're maroon"

Umass Amherst: We're maroon!
We're also brown.

I point out to you, (converts pointy finger into one of those Apple multi-fingered gestures)

Item 1: Anshu Jain is Deutsche Bank's CEO, first non-native German speaker
1.1: Anshu Jain is a Umass Amherst alumnus

Item 2: Hina Rabbani Bandra (I mince Khar, suburban Mumbai joke) is Pakistan's first female foreign minister, and the youngest
Point 2.1: Hina Rabbani Khar is a Umass Amherst alumnus

Item 3: Have I missed out on anyone?

4 comments:

Preeti Aghalayam aka kbpm said...

umm Jack Welch? Me?

Preeti Aghalayam aka kbpm said...

HIIII DOLPH HOW R U? WAN 2 MK FRANSIP? MUMBAI MORONOTHON 2012?

Anonymous said...

Me.

She'll only run the Mumbai half if she can kickbox passing Marathi manhooses en passant, apparently.

Ludovic

Orcaella brevirostris said...

You can't nominate yourselves without stating a reason why you should be in the news.
Fardeen Khan, you're up next.

KENNY, AM ENJOYING LIKE ANYTHING! U? HPY FRANSIP DAY! C U @ SCMM 2012 STRTING LINE!

Ludicrous! Why would I bite (kick/ punch) the gentle hand that feeds me? Jai bhawani, jai shivaji!

Phew.