Umass Amherst: We're maroon!
We're also brown.
I point out to you, (converts pointy finger into one of those Apple multi-fingered gestures)
Item 1: Anshu Jain is Deutsche Bank's CEO, first non-native German speaker
1.1: Anshu Jain is a Umass Amherst alumnus
Item 2: Hina Rabbani Bandra (I mince Khar, suburban Mumbai joke) is Pakistan's first female foreign minister, and the youngest
Point 2.1: Hina Rabbani Khar is a Umass Amherst alumnus
Item 3: Have I missed out on anyone?